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• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Take control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?
• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Take control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?
• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Take control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?
• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Take control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?
• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Take control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?
• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Take control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?
• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Good guitars hold value better than a 401K
• Guitars make you feel better
• Art has real value
• Take control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?
• control of what is truly important to you
• A good guitar helps you play better
• Considerably less costly than expensive cars or fast women
• Stimulation: both for yourself and the economy
• Helps to meet girls or guys – improves one’s social life
• Stimulates the brain: raises SAT score so you can get into a better college
• Much, much cheaper than a good college
• Music gets you through times of less money better than money gets you through times of less music
• Transports the soul better than top grade tequila – without the hangover
• Only verified and effective portal to another time and place
• Shortest path to Zen release and a higher consciousness
• Why compromise on the very things that make you happiest?
• If you are happy, those around you can be happy
• If not now, when?